Thursday, April 18, 2019

stiletto-pro-bowl3Welcome to the Stiletto Sports NFL Player Pro Bowl! I’ve already given you the breakdown of my AFC Hotties Team, now let me introduce the NFC Sexies!

I’m going to put a disclaimer on this: This is meant for fun. I don’t need any crap about how this is setting women back years and degrading us by insinuating that we only watch sports for hot guys. Shove it. I have learned more about football than half of my guys friends even know. And this, is my treat for all my hard work! And hey, I didn’t force these athletes to pose all sexy. I just complied their pics in a nice, easy to view format!

Plus, you will notice, it’s not just all about their looks so HA!

My NFC Team

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The NFC

Offense

*I do realize there are no offensive tackles and guards but I didn’t see any I wanted on my team! I am open to suggestions and nominations!

QB & Wide Receiver Combos

Combo #1

Kurt Warner & Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals

I know, I know, no surprise there. You are probably all sick to death of me talking about my love for the two of them. But I can’t control it!

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As hard as it is for me to resist, I’m not going to go on and on about them again. I will just add one tiny detail about them: Kurt was the NFL MVP of the year and Larry was the MVP in the Pro Bowl!

For more about these two loves of my life please see SportsMan of Style Kurt Warner and SportsMan of Style Larry Fitzgerald

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Combo #2

Matt Leinart, Arizona Cardinals & Terrell Owens, Dallas Cowboys

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Finally I get to talk about Matt. He is the reason I originally picked Arizona in the first round of the playoffs because I thought he was their starting QB and he is F-I-N-E.

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  • 6’5, 232 Age: 25 DOB: 5/11/1983
  • In 2004, he won the Heisman Trophy for outstanding college football player
  • In 2006, he won Cosmo‘s Fun Fearless Male
  • In 2008, he was backup QB to Kurt Warner and is waiting to see what Kurt does before he makes any decisions himself.

Terrell Owens, aka T.O.

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Des Hommes De Fer; Translation: You have very hot and chiseled body for her.
  • 6’3, 218 pounds. Age: 35 DOB: 12/7/1973
  • For 2008: 69 receptions, 1052 yards (average 15.9 per catch) and 10 TDs (I think thats the 9th or 10th year in a row he had 10+ in a season)
  • He’s a drama queen full of antics, temper tantrums and controversy but somehow, that just makes him even hotter!

Running Backs

Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings

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  • 6’1, 217, Age: 23 DOB: 3/21/1985
  • For 2008: 363 carries, 1,760 yards (avg 4.9 yard per carry) 10 TD
  • In the ’08 postseason he had 2 TDs against the Eagles.
  • Heisman Trophy runner-up in college
  • NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year
  • 2007 Pro Bowl MVP (he ran for 129 yards–second highest in Pro Bowl History! And ran in two TDs)
  • 2008 NFL rushing title

Reggie Bush, New Orleans Saints

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  • 6’0, 203 Age: 23 DOB: 3/2/1985
  • I don’t have much for him stat wise because since college he’s been plagued with injuries–still good though!
  • He donated a lot to Hurricane Katrina relief efforts
  • He is the #2 endorsed NFL player–behind Peyton Manning
  • When asked why I was told “because he was supposed to be the next big thing! And he’s a really likeable player.”
  • I will also add to that: he is dating Kim Kardashian! That’s hot!

Tight End

Jason Witten, Dallas Cowboys

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  • 6’5, 262 pounds, Age: 26 DOB: 5/6/1982
  • Boys with Tony Romo, who is usually on everyone’s hottie QB list. He did not make my cut. I think he is weird looking
  • In 2008: 81 receptions for 952 yards, 11.8 yards per carry, 4 TDs

Defense

Defensive End

Jason Taylor, Washington Redskins

*Sigh* This man should never, ever wear a shirt. He is just born to be all naked and beautiful.

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  • Jason is 6’6, 236 pounds of hotness. He’s 34 and his b’day is September 1.
  • In his eleven NFL seasons Taylor has a total of 118 sacks. Which is second in NFL history!
  • He has forced 41 fumbles in his career, recovered 26 fumbles, scored eight career defensive touchdowns!
  • Jason has been selected to six Pro Bowls.
  • Awards include:  2006 AP NFL Defensive Player of the Year, and the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award in 2007.

Jason Taylor, Washington Redskins

I have decided I want him on my team twice. Once for his ability to be so hot without a shirt and one for his amazing dance skill–er, football prowess. One special note, if he must wear a shirt, it must always be sleeveless.

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Jason has been:

  • Runner up to Kristi Yamaguchi in Dancing With the Stars where he showed grace, fluidity and raw sexiness!
  • People magazine’s 2008 100 Most Beautiful People
  • Us Weekly’s “TV’s New Top 10 Dream Men.”
  • SI’s “Ten Sexiest Athletes” in 2001
  • SI’s  Top 20 Best Looking Male Athletes–as voted by a panel of their swimsuit models!
  • Voted Stiletto Sports Hottie McHottie. Okay that one doesn’t exist. But it should!

Linebackers

I’m going to say right now, Linebackers are not my thing. Had a really hard time finding ones I found attractive. Sometimes they look hot and other times they are downright scary.

DeMarcus Ware, Dallas Cowboys

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Lofa Tatupu, Seattle Seahawks

If for no other reason than his name is Lofa, which I find extremely amusing.

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  • 6’0, 242 pounds, Age: 26 DOB: 11/15/1982
  • His real name is  Mosiula Mea’alofa Tatupu
  • He has led the Seahawks in tackles every year.
  • He was selected to the Pro Bowl in 2005, 06 and 07!

Corner Backs

Twin brothers Ronde Barber, Tampa Bay Buccaneers & Tiki Barber, Retired

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I realize there there are a lot of problems with this scenario. First, Tiki retired in 2006. Second, he did not play Corner Back even when he was not retired. But in the Stiletto Sports Pro Bowl I don’t believe any of that matters! All that matters is having two hot twin brothers on the same team! Who would even need a Manning brother if you could have a Barber? Plus in 2007, Tiki was named into the 68th Annual International Best-Dressed List by Vanity Fair! I can’t leave him off the list!

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Safety

I will apologize for the lack of info on these two. They don’t have me jumping up and down the way the AFC Safeties do. Just thinking about them makes me drool. Ah what the hell, gonna throw us a special treat because this pic is so worth seeing again:

BONUS: Will Demps, Houston Texans, AFC

Drool. lots and lots of drool.

Drool. lots and lots of drool.


Nick Collins, Green Bay Packers

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  • 5’11, 207 pounds Age: 25 DOB: 8/16
  • In 2008: 72 tackles, 1 forced fumble and 7 interceptions.

Mike Brown, Chicago Bears

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  • 5’10, 207 pounds Age: 30
  • Before getting injured in 2008: 73 tackles, 1 sack and 2 interceptions

And the kicker is….

Neil Rackers, Arizona Cardinals

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  • 6’1, 202 pounds Age: 32 DOB: 8/16/1976***
  • 2008 Regular season: 25 made field goals in 28 attempts; longest was 54 yards
  • Career: 189 made, 245 attempted; Longest: 55 yards
  • In 2008 post season: 5 made in 7 attempts; longest was 49 yards.

And there you have it! My 2008-2009 Official Selection of the Stiletto Sports NFL Players Pro Bowl: The AFC Hotties vs the NFC Sexies! Anyone I missed? Think I should have a game and see who wins? 🙂


About the author: Jennifer Taglione is the owner of this fabulous website Stiletto Sports. Despite writing well over 500 posts, she still maintains that she is not a sports writer! She is however a huge fan of Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald, Mark Sanchez, the Celtics, and totally kicks butt on March Madness brackets! Connect with her by following her on Twitter @StilettoSportsJ and subscribing to her weekly newsletter. For more info check out the About the Editor page!

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