I love holiday shopping (okay, I love any kind of shopping)! But….what I love even more than picking out the perfect gifts for people is looking at all the truly weird holiday gifts out there. At least once a day there is something that has me shaking my head in laughter going “seriously? SERIOUSLY? People give that?”

I’ve gone through The Top 5 Gifts for Sports fans, Awesome Tailgating Gifts, 101 Gifts for Yankees Fans and the Best Jerseys for NBA, MLB, NFL, Hockey and college sports. Now it’s time to check out what’s made the Best Unqiue Sports Gifts for 2009 List.

I’ve broken it down into:

• The Best WTF Gifts
• The Best Unique Personalized Gifts
• The Best “I love my Team Better than Yours” obnoxious fan gifts
• The Ultimate Unique Yankees Gift
• The Most Unique Gift of the Year

The Best “WTF? People actually give these/ People actually want this crap” Gifts

1. Ballpark Stadium Legacy Pens: Or as I call them, “ass pens” because these pens are made from actual seats in the world’s most famous ballparks. In other words, the pen you are using and quite possibly putting in your mouth while you are thinking hard, has been sat on by millions of asses. Ah, the perfect gift!
2. Basketball Court Legacy Can/Bottle Openers: Or “dirty floor openers” in my mind. These aren’t as bad as the ass pens. These unique bottle openers are actually made from the hardwood courts of famous NBA stadiums.
3. Sports Team Caskets and Urns. Yes, you read that right. You can now give the gift of eternal/perpetual team pride. Nothing says “I love you” at the holidays like offering to bury a family member in their favorite teams.
4. Stadium Grass: It’s like a Chia Pet, yet…not. You can actually give someone a clump of grass from Yankees Stadium and other famous ballparks.
5. and even better…Framed Dirt. Seriously. Framed. DIRT. Gee, you really shouldn’t have…
6. Sporty Forest Faces : Don’t know what a Forest Face is? Um. They are terrifying. It’s a face. In a tree. With your team’s logo cap. I can only imagine how people taunt their neighbors with shit like this.

The Best of Unique Personalized Sports Gifts

1. Personalized Sports M&Ms Everybody’s favorite melt-in-your-mouth-not-in-your-hands candies are now available in your favorite sports teams! The M&M company will custom stamp the M&Ms to represent your team loyalty!
2. Sports Fan Personalized Beer Bottle Labels: Make a custom brew to honor your friends and family! The beer is wrapped in a personalized label with whatever image you want to upload. The ideas are as endless as your imagination!
3. New York Times Personalized Sports Book: It’s a wonderful scrapbook of key moments in sports history for Golf, baseball or the NFL. And each leather book can be personalized on the outside. Very nice!
4. Classic Games Radio Broadcasts: You can actually get classic key games from way back in the day and listen to them now! You know, because baseball isn’t boring enough on TV, now you can put yourself to sleep quicker from the scratchy, non-technologically advanced radio broadcasts. Sweet!

The Best of Unique “I Love My Team More than You Love Yours” Obnoxious Fanatical Fan Gifts

1. Team Mailboxes & Mailbox Covers: Proudly display your love to the whole neighborhood. Just keep in mind others might not support your team. Could increase the odds of your mailbox being smashed in. Repeatedly.
2. Pet Fan Gear: Want to show your team pride but afraid of getting beat up in public? That’s okay! Now you can pimp out your furry companion in your favorite team apparel! No one would dare hurt Mr. Fluffy!
3. Team Recliners: Kick back in these doozies! Comfy recliners  in the most garish colors you can imagine. But not to worry, the eam logo is “easy to clean and welded to the fabric using a patented process!” Just what you always look for when purchasing furniture! Will look fabulous just about anywhere. Except in a house.
4. Custom Pool Tables (how much would is suck if you were a Red Sox fan and you lost a pool game on a Yankees boasting pool table!)
   • NBA Pool Tables
   • MLB Pool Tables
   • NFL Pool Tables

The Best, Most Unique, Super Ultimate Gift of 2009

I don’t really know what it is with MLB fans and their obsession with very old, used chairs but this ultimate gift for baseball fans features two of them!

• The Ultimate Yankees Fan Gift includes:
  

• • Two seats from the original Yankee Stadium
  • Derek Jeter signed Yankees hat
  • Andy Pettitte signed replica Yankees jersey
  • Robinson Cano signed bat
  • Don Larsen signed and inscribed Perfect Game baseball
  • Mariano Rivera signed Final Pitch at Yankee Stadium 16×20
  • Reggie Jackson signed and inscribed baseball
  • 2008 Yankees Final Season Commemorative Framed collage with dirt from the field
  • Signed Yankee Stadium moment
• All that for just $3,999.00. Stadium Ass Pen not included.

Is $4K a bit too much for you to shell out on some old chairs the best gift ever for your loved one this year? Check out these yankees stadium seats instead. They are under $300 and would please just the same!

and finally……

The Best, Most Unique Gift for Sports Lovers for 2009……

My Sports Alarm Clock That You Can Throw: If you are like me, you are prone to beating the crap out of your alarm clock and throwing your cell phone across the room every morning when the “wake up noises” blare incessantly. Well, now you can pick up your alarm clock and throw it across the room without damaging it! Granted, I wouldn’t try to throw it full force at a wall…or a person….but these unique alarm clocks are designed to throw. Clocks come in all different sports ball shapes. There is one for everyone on your holiday list!

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