Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Welcome to the Stiletto Sports Awards Show, The Doozies!

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Here at Stiletto Sports, we like to  give out awards to those who show “extraordinary one of a kind-“ness—aka things that are Doozies. Today, we are giving out awards for the Super Bowl XLIII Commercials! And beleive me, there were some definite Doozies here!

From Hulu.com, here is a great way to view all of today’s nominees:

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Best Use of Eluding to Sex and Nudity in an Ad:

Go Daddy! Starring Danicka Patrick

Best Use of Irony in an Ad, Runner Up Best Use of Nudity in an Ad

Doritos: The Power of Crunch.

Best Use of a Koala Bear in an Ad, Best Would Be Funny If It Wasn’t So Annoying Ad, Third Place Best Use of Nudity in an Ad

Career Builder: Tips. Definitely a commercial you only want to see once because yes, it was funny, but OMG was it annoying.

Best Use of a Beloved Toy in an Ad

Bridgestone: Taters. It’s freaking Mr & Mrs Potato Head driving in call:  hysterical

Best Use of a ’90s Anthem as a Soundtrack of an Ad, Best Use of Moonmen in an Ad, Runner-Up Best Dance Sequence

Bridgestone: Hot Item

Best Use and Blatant Exploitation of Funny Animals in an Ad

Pedigree: Crazy Pets

Best Use and blatant exploitation of Talking Babies in an Ad, Best Use of Last Year’s Super Bowl Ad in A New Campaign

E-Trade: Talking Babies

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Best “Trilogies are Great!” Ad Sequence, Runner-Up Best Use of Last Year’s Super Bowl Ad in A New Campaign

The Budweiser Clydesdales. They have won the best use of an old campaign for the last nine years in a row since they first premiered in 1999.

Best Boys are Stupid Ad

Pepsi: I’m Good. Snort out loud funny! Great example of how to shake it off.

Best Car Commercial that Doesn’t Feel Like a Car Commercial…Ad

Audi: Chase It’s actually feels like a Bond movie instead of boring car ads.

Best “I’m a Clearly a Car Commercial” Ad

Toyota: Faces

Best (almost) LMAO Ad

NBC: LMAO. Loved the idea, but then when I realized it was just an NBC ad, it fell a bit short. Could have been great with the right product being advertised!

Best Really LMAO Ad, Best “wish this could really happen,” Best use of a beloved cartoon figure, Best use of a Cheese-Flavored, Bright Orange Colored Snack in an Ad

Cheetos: Chester the Cheetah. Who else has totally missed that guy? And didn’t you love her bag?

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Best The-Ad-Team-Clearly-Did-Acid-While-Making-This Ad

Coke: Heist. Seriously freaked me out. I was not of sound mind myself while watching and I still didn’t get it!

Best Dance Sequence

SoBe: Lizard Lake. There are football guys dancing swan lake and other…interesting….moves. Enough said.

Best  Dance Sequence I would have paid $3 mil to see

Cash-4-Gold featuring Ed McMann and MC Hammer. The ad would have been so much better if Hammer had McMann doing the “You Can’t Touch This” dance.

Best “WTF, That’s Crap!” Ads

Two-way tie because both left me feeling very disappointed. And mildly angry.

Pepsi: Pepsuber. Such a great idea to spoof MacGuyver but so poorly executed that it made me never want to drink Pepsi again.

Kelloggs Frosted Flakes: Plant a Seed. The commercial itself was actually kinda cool and really sweet. But then you find out its Frosted Flakes. I don’t know about you but I totally blurted out “WTF? That’s Crap” Where was Tony the Tiger saying “Thhhhhhhhhhhhhheey’re Great!”  The fans have spoken. We want Tony.
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Best Shameless Self-Promotion, Best NFL commercial, Best Use of a Snow Cone in an Ad

NFL: Super Ad Usama Young

Most Web 2.0, Best Use of Popular Culture in an Ad

Coke Classic: Avatar. Meaning, if you didn’t understand the name of the award, you probably didn’t get the commerical. Also wins an award for the more time you watch it, the better it gets because you keep noticing funny things: The person who can’t pick which avatar to be, the avatar that can’t make it through the door because it’s just slightly off—just like in a video game….

Best Worst Use of $3 million

SoBe: Lizard Lake 3D. Who knew it was in 3D? And really, who still even has 3D glasses just laying around the house. Okay I do, but that’s besides the point. No one knew. Stupid plan. Great dancing.

Best Maximization of 2 seconds, Best Way to Reduce Advertising Costs Without Using FedEx, Best Manipulation of Super Bowl Advertising, Cheapest Super Bowl Ad, Most Anticipated Commercial,  Most Unique Concept,

Miller High Life: One Second Ads. Not many could squeeze 30 different commercials into 30 seconds.***see blow for the videos, they are not in the slideshow

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Doozy of the Year, Most inspired, Best WOW factor,

Pepsi: Refresh Anthem Truly loved this ad. Great idea, great soundtrack, great message, great execution… My fave!

The Miller High Life One-Second Ads
1. The Intro

2. The ones that didn’t make the cut

3. The One-Second Ad

About the author: Jennifer Taglione is the owner of this fabulous website Stiletto Sports. Despite writing well over 500 posts, she still maintains that she is not a sports writer! She is however a huge fan of Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald, Mark Sanchez, the Celtics, and totally kicks butt on March Madness brackets! Connect with her by following her on Twitter @StilettoSportsJ and subscribing to her weekly newsletter. For more info check out the About the Editor page!

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