Tuesday, April 23, 2019

I read the best quote about football earlier today. I’m still giggling hours later over this girls analogy of girls versus guys views on football.

“First of all, my husband seems to think that time stands still when his team is playing.  The game trumps all other activities and obligations.  I just don’t understand this.

Let me put it to you this way.  If The Notebook came on every Sunday, but had an alternate ending every week, would I be entitled to sit on the couch for three hours screaming at Noah and Allie for making the biggest mistake of their lives by breaking up?  Doubtful.”  The Daily Mish Mash for more!

That said…Are you ready for some football?

Well here are my top reasons to turn on the TV and scream at it for three hours!

1. NFL players are proven great ballroom dancers! Emmit Smith won Dancing with the stars a few years ago and Warren Sapp just came in second this year! And we can’t definitely can’t forget about Jason Taylor coming in second last season either! And Jerry Rice in Season 2. He actually beat out Stacy Kiebler—but I think he just paid people to vote for him. He doesn’t count.

2. You’ll get to see Jason Taylor again and it’s easier to think you have a shot with him now without Edyta draped all over him!

It's okay to drool

3. The Players wear skintight pants. You can see every…..hmmm, nook & cranny? (maybe I shouldn’t eat english muffins while writing this…)
4.  There are players called Tight Ends. Have no idea what they do but I like to think they use the quarter from the opening coin toss and bounce it off the tight ends’ tushies.

5.  You can check out the competiton: the infamous Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and all the others. And if you are watching them, it prevents the guys from salivating all over them.

6.  There is nothing on TV Monday nights from Nov-Jan. anyway. Once the November sweeps are done, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill go on hiatus, might as well fill the void with other hot athletes!
7. Black FridayBonus: The Dallas Cowboys play every year on Thanksgiving. So, if you watch the and really get in to it, you can make him return the favor by taking you shopping at 4am on black friday!

8. Monday Night Football = Monday Night Wing Night most places!
9. These players are great with their hands.
10. Serious eye candy

A bonus picture beause he was NFL's Man of the Year and all. So hot

A bonus picture beause he was NFL's Man of the Year an so damn hot!

Tom Brady......who knew he was so yummy?

Tom Brady......who knew he was so yummy?

Tony Romo

Tony Romo

About the author: Jennifer Taglione is the owner of this fabulous website Stiletto Sports. Despite writing well over 500 posts, she still maintains that she is not a sports writer! She is however a huge fan of Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald, Mark Sanchez, the Celtics, and totally kicks butt on March Madness brackets! Connect with her by following her on Twitter @StilettoSportsJ and subscribing to her weekly newsletter. For more info check out the About the Editor page!

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