In case you missed it, don’t forget to check out last week’s Sports Photos of the Week! And let me know your Favorite Fan from this week! Leave me a comment below, on Twitter or on Facebook!

Football Fans of the Week

Too bad the Miami Dolphins-New England Patriots game was decided by who had the craziest fans of the week because then Miami may have had a chance:

Everyone knows that Elvis died and came back to life as a New York Giants Fan….

The Ryder Cup Fans of the Week

Ah the Ryder Cup. The stuffy golf tournament in Whales. Figured it would be good for a few laughs, maybe some plaid pants or something. Had no idea that it would turn out the craziest fans and the wackiest photos of the week!

Team Ireland & Team USA

Makes ya proud do to be a citizen, don’t it?

They’re Grrrrrreeaaaattttt!

Wait, let me guess! You like Jack “The Bear” Nicklaus?

No? Really? Tiger Woods? Hmm, never would have guessed….

Grandmas Love Golf!

Now, I know what you are thinking… “Aww look at that sweet little old lady! How cute it she all decked out for the Ryder Cup! Look at those pretty flowers in her little bonnet! She appears a little confused on what team to cheer for but she’s old, maybe a little senile. So sweet!”

Why on earth would I pick on her for crazy fan of the week?

Well…… here ya go:

She ain’t a sweet little old lady afterall!

But this isn’t even the crazy fan of the week!

The Crazy Idiot Fan of the Week Goes to…..

The Streaker at the Freaking Ryder Cup

Like the photos of the week? Stay tuned, this week there is a second edition coming! Sports Photos of the Week: Who Wore it Better Edition based on the fashion do’s and don’ts of the 2010 Ryder Cup

*photos from Zimbio

One of the most popular features of Stiletto Sports was the Wordless & Wacky Wednesday Sports Photos of the Week and we are bringing it back!

Originally they were supposed to be “wordless” meaning let the photo say it all. But I’m not too good at that. I have to throw in my own captions or titles. And I invite you to caption them youselves as well! So “wordless” turned into “wacky”  Leave a comment below or over on Facebook giving me your Sports Photo of the Week Faves and Captions!

Bloopers of the Week

Um. You Missed…

So did you….

Where’s Waldo? Shots of the Week

Peek a Boo! I see You!

This shot of the Monster in the Green Monster makes me think of that tv show Laugh In

I spy with my little eye….Ian Poulter

Idiot Fan of the Week:

Hey Dude in the red shirt! I didn’t pay $100 to watch YOU catch a ball!

Great Shots From Around the Way

I am Batman, bitch

My version: click on it to see it full size!

“No Way! I AM BATMAN! I Even have the cape!”

Tony Pike is Batman

Delay Of Game On the Inclimate Weather…5 Yard Penalty

I’m sorry folks, looks like we are going be having a bit of an Apocalypse Delay. Go ahead and get some beer and concessions. We’ll get this game started in a jiffy.

Hockey fights make for great sports photos. Especially when one tough and burly hockey player is crying for his mommy….

Professional Reality Star of the Week

It will come as a shock to all of you who follow Stiletto Sports regularly that I did not pick Kurt Warner as the reality star of the week with his debut on Dancing with the Stars. I didn’t even go with any of the Jets after all their drama last week. No, I’m going with….

The Miss America Contestant from Ohio: Chad Ochocinco

Thank you, thank you. If I win today, I would like to use my power for World Peace. And to get you to watch my show on VH1 “Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch”

Scariest Photo of The Week…and possibly all time:

Dude, Where’s My Head?

(And is it just me or does the costume make it 1000 times worse? It looks like it was beheaded and blood dripping down her front…)

You Caption It!

The shots that left me truly wordless so I’m leaving the headings and captions up to you! Leave a comment below, on twitter or facebook with your caption. Best captions will be posted to the picture with full credit to you of course!

Did you like this week’s Wacky Wednesday Sports Photos? Check back next Weds for more! In the meantime, check out the Sports Photos Archives for more wacky pics!
*photos from Indianapolis Star and full credit goes to them and their photographers. We are just usign them for some fun and entertainment over here!

And then I found the biggest sports fashion faux pas in years that really proves my point!

Seemed perfect for Wordless Wednesday!

Yes, it’s true. During their game on Friday, April 17, Ryan Zimmerman and Adam Dunn wandered onto the baseball field proudly sporting their Washington Nationals jerseys without noticing that the “O” was missing.

Well,”proudly” might be an overstatement since the Nationals suck and no one is actually proud to be them or support them. Especially now! Oooooops!

Want to know what perfect photo was? Click here

Now! On with the Sports Photos of the Week! Don’t forget to vote for your fave! The winners every week have a shot of photo of the month and photo of the year! Yay!

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Ever get a song stuck in your head for days?

I really want to know what #4 is hearing….

1. “Move, move, shake shake now drop, what your momma saaaid”

2. “It’s electric, boogey woogy woogy”

3. “To the left, to the left, mmmm to the left, everything you own in the box to the left”

Or maybe because it’s almost V-day: the Cupid Shuffle:

“To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick
Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself  (let me see you do)
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance (a let me see ya do the cupid)
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance (woah woah woah woah woah woah woah yeah yeah)”

Wanna hear these songs? Check myWordless Wednesday Playlist courtesy of Myspace.

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With MMA gaining more and more popularity, basketball leagues have decided it might be time to add a little MMA to their own game:

The NCAA is considering full contact karate and grappling

And in the NBA, Kobe is going Kung-Fu Fighting

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With Academy Awards only a few weeks away, will the Oscar go to….

Field of dayDreams and Birds

On a side note…See! I told you baseball outfielders just hang out and play with birds and butterflies!

or maybe to…

A League of His Own 2: There’s no crying in Hockey

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My WTF, Truly Wordless Photo of the Week:

My (could be) X-Rated Photo of the Week

My head is seriously about to explode with funny caption ideas. I’ll just let you think of your fave!

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Hot Topic Photos of the Week:

*Snort* Gee, I wonder why the players don’t want the Pro Bowl moved from Hawaii

By far the best PR move ever.  I can almost hear the PR lady saying “Just put A-Rod in a shirt that exactly matches his eyes. Instant damage control!” Worked on me, barely noticed that he sounded like a total idiot.

In case you missed it….WW Coaches of the Week, Grammy edition

*all photos from ESPN.com, where funny photos live

Want to know what perfect photo was? Click here

Now! On with the Sports Photos of the Week! Don’t forget to vote for your fave! The winners every week have a shot of photo of the month and photo of the year! Yay!

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Ever get a song stuck in your head for days?

I really want to know what #4 is hearing….

1. “Move, move, shake shake now drop, what your momma saaaid”

2. “It’s electric, boogey woogy woogy”

3. “To the left, to the left, mmmm to the left, everything you own in the box to the left”

Or maybe because it’s almost V-day: the Cupid Shuffle:

“To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick
Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself  (let me see you do)
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance (a let me see ya do the cupid)
Down, down, do your dance, do your dance (woah woah woah woah woah woah woah yeah yeah)”

Wanna hear these songs? Check myWordless Wednesday Playlist courtesy of Myspace.

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With MMA gaining more and more popularity, basketball leagues have decided it might be time to add a little MMA to their own game:

The NCAA is considering full contact karate and grappling

And in the NBA, Kobe is going Kung-Fu Fighting

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With Academy Awards only a few weeks away, will the Oscar go to….

Field of dayDreams and Birds

On a side note…See! I told you baseball outfielders just hang out and play with birds and butterflies!

or maybe to…

A League of His Own 2: There’s no crying in Hockey

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My WTF, Truly Wordless Photo of the Week:

My (could be) X-Rated Photo of the Week

My head is seriously about to explode with funny caption ideas. I’ll just let you think of your fave!

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Hot Topic Photos of the Week:

*Snort* Gee, I wonder why the players don’t want the Pro Bowl moved from Hawaii

By far the best PR move ever.  I can almost hear the PR lady saying “Just put A-Rod in a shirt that exactly matches his eyes. Instant damage control!” Worked on me, barely noticed that he sounded like a total idiot.

In case you missed it….WW Coaches of the Week, Grammy edition

*all photos from ESPN.com, where funny photos live

My Coaches of the week are divided into two categories this week: Grammy Highlights and Oxy-Morons.

Highlights from the 2009 “Grammys”

This past Sunday boasted a lot of big stuff in the music and sporting worlds! Awards, performances, big games….photo ops…..

And the winner is….

Not Amanda Hunter even though she performed a solo on Sunday hoping to beat Jennifer Hudson

“And I  ….eeeee….eeeyyyeee…eeee…eeeeeyyyyeee…will always love yoooouuhoooooo”

Hunter has also been nominated for the Grammy’s Worst Dressed list for her ability to totally misuse the hot fashion trend of the ruffle-blouse. Lady, go watch 90210 and One Tree Hill for tips before attempting again.

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The Worst Dressed Whammies:

Fashion Violation #1: Seriously? Beer belly in Hawaiian shirt AND a fanny pack strap? Seriously? At a Red Carpet event like the Pro Bowl?

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Fashion Violation #2 & 3: Look quick and you don’t even notice the plaid pants!

1. Always coordinate with your date–you don’t want to clash
2. Less is Always more!
3. Blue & yellow or gold are fab together. Golden yellow suits, not so much.
4. And seriously? Plaid pants?????

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My Oxy-Morons of the Week

Oxymoron: something that is made up of contradictory elements

Washington’s Head Coach

You can understand how California wound up beating Washington 70-40…..

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This guy:

“I said Peace damnit! Don’t make me come over there and kill you!”

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And finally: Pat Summitt

Um. This one scares me to much to make a smart-ass comment. She could totally hurt me.

Just want to know what happened to this happy smiling “I just won 1,000 games” Pat?

Be sure to check back later for my WW Sports Photos of the Week! This could be my fave week so far. Then again, it’s late and I’m tired!

*All photos from ESPN.com, where funny photos live

Rick Pitino as Dracula!

Runners-up were: Herm Edwards is hrrrmmmmmm and Bruce Pearl as Homer Simpson. (Tie)

Third Place: John Calipari in Hey Macarena, The Musical.

Due to the Super Bowl, I did not have a final contest, I just went with the top original vote getters, next month we will run a special vote!

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Now, on to February!

What people are Really thinking about:

The Tales of Tattling

“He did it!”

“NO! Did not! HE started it!”

BTW, this guy has also been nominated for the Coaching Fashion Faux Pas of the Year because that is the ugliest color suit I have ever seen. It its however, accessorized well. Also nomiated, Bruce Pearl.

“Hey Baby, How you Doing?”

Van Chancellor has also been nominated for fashion faux pas because it looks like an Easter egg threw up on him.

The Three Tenors of NCAA Basketball.

Forget  the old Three Tenors, Pavarotti, Domino and Carreras* (*Does anyone even know this one? I know the other two! Who is this random?)

We now have: Martin, Painter and Summit–the Three Three Tenors of Basketball

And as a bonus for you, here is a GREAT video of the Three Tenors doing Frank Sinatra’s “My Way.” Maybe it’s just me, but it’s like a total massacre of an amazing song! Simon would call it “absolute nonsense,” “a bit karaoke.” Randy, on the other hand “Dawg, you gotta make it you own!”

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite at the top of the page!

This week I’m dedicating Wordless Wednesday to Super Bowl XLIII and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I tried to just make it the great classic Wordless images of the game but…there so many funny ones to choose from too!

So there are two parts: The Funny & Just Plain Weird Images and the Truly Wordless Images of the Game. Enjoy and Happy Wordless Wednesday!

The funny and just plain weird:

Say CHEESE!

HIIIII—YA!

“Of all people, you know who I am…who the world needs me to be. I’m Wonder Woman.”

(Music:) “All my Steeler Ladies, all my Steeler Ladies…..Gonna win it and they’re gonna put a ring on it….”

“Oh my God, they killed Kenny”

The new Chris Brown Hit: “Double the pleasure, double the fun…with double poof hair”

But the WTF pic of the week actually goes to the Arizona Cardinals fans (yes, they have some!)

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Playing nice & actually 100% Wordless Images of the Big Game:

And finally….I don’t care if they lost, and that these images are heatbreakingly sad:

Kurt and Larry are still REALLY HOT!

And replacing Disney on Ice: Princess Wishes.….the Bride of Frankenstein Icecapades! (may not be suitable for children of all ages, parental discretion is advised)

The guy looks like he can’t figure out how and why this lady is draped all over him. And she is just a hot mess. Scary!

“Aw man, who farted?”

[Not shown in photo: in the last play, Dirk Nowitzki left behind a very potent SBD] Thank you Mark for the suggestion, as gross as it was

And you thought the spinning windmill at the mini-putt-putt was a tough obstacle….

Urban Cowboy II: Cool as Ice

John Travolta wisely turned down the offer to return as Bud for Part II. However, Alex Ovechkin said the script was “insightful,” “compelling” and “the perfect part for me.”

I don’t know about you but I did not vote for this bird-man for president!

And the scariest part of the photo isn’t the crazy Obama is a Cardinal sign or the crazy painted faces. No, it’s the two dudes without painted faces and sunglasses on! The one in bottom right corner with the furry face and shades.And the one lurking and plotting in the background. Yeah these two aren’t totally shady and creepy at all….

“Look Ma, no Hands!”

Caption courtesy of Mark. I really couldn’t think of one. It’s not even the funniest photo, but somehow it really leaves me wordless…I’d love some suggestions!

For more Wordless Wedsnesday, don’t forget to check out the Coaches of the Week!

all photos from ESPN.com, where funny photos seem to live.