And replacing Disney on Ice: Princess Wishes.….the Bride of Frankenstein Icecapades! (may not be suitable for children of all ages, parental discretion is advised)

The guy looks like he can’t figure out how and why this lady is draped all over him. And she is just a hot mess. Scary!

“Aw man, who farted?”

[Not shown in photo: in the last play, Dirk Nowitzki left behind a very potent SBD] Thank you Mark for the suggestion, as gross as it was

And you thought the spinning windmill at the mini-putt-putt was a tough obstacle….

Urban Cowboy II: Cool as Ice

John Travolta wisely turned down the offer to return as Bud for Part II. However, Alex Ovechkin said the script was “insightful,” “compelling” and “the perfect part for me.”

I don’t know about you but I did not vote for this bird-man for president!

And the scariest part of the photo isn’t the crazy Obama is a Cardinal sign or the crazy painted faces. No, it’s the two dudes without painted faces and sunglasses on! The one in bottom right corner with the furry face and shades.And the one lurking and plotting in the background. Yeah these two aren’t totally shady and creepy at all….

“Look Ma, no Hands!”

Caption courtesy of Mark. I really couldn’t think of one. It’s not even the funniest photo, but somehow it really leaves me wordless…I’d love some suggestions!

For more Wordless Wedsnesday, don’t forget to check out the Coaches of the Week!

all photos from ESPN.com, where funny photos seem to live.

First up, I’m featuring the coaches of the week. Coaches make for great WW! I try to limit myself to only two photos of them for you guys to choose from but this week there were just too many!
Don’t forget to take the poll at the end to vote for which coach you think should win!

Cardiff City’s coach Dave Jones during Britain’s FA Soccer Cup: insert funny caption here

There were just too many obvious and funny ones to choose from. You just add your favorite!

But on a side, where the hell are his feet???

Coach Herm Edwards is “Hhhhrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I kills you.”

Vanderbilt men’s basketball head coach Kevin Stallings:  “Doh!”

Tenessee men’s basketball head coach Bruce Pearl: as Homer Simpson

Seriously? What the hell was he thinking. I don’t care how much you love your team: DO NOT DO THIS. Or if you must, then change the teams official color first. Damn.

Xavier men’s basketball coach Sean Miller: Warning this one may be truly wordless but it is not suitable for small children….or basketball games for that matter. Could be considered R-rated for sexual content.

Oh wait, there is a word. WTF.

~all photos from ESPN.com, where funny photos live.

I wanted to give you something fun to watch because I’m working on the girl’s guide to football and the Super Bowl and well, it’s taking FOREVER! Figured I better entertain you while you wait!

So throw on your baby doll dresses and your chunky shoes–or hey, go way back and rock the neon and some acid wash–and watch my Totally Terrific Super Bowl Commercials for a bit while I do all the hard work!
Look! It’s Bud Bowl I!

I heart Michael J. Fox!

You had to guess this would be here. I’m a Disney Princess girl through and through. It’s the first “I’m going to Disney World” commercial with Phil Simms in the 1980′s!

By far, my favorite Super Bowl commercial series is the Budweiser Frogs. Sure they got played out but come on, when they first hit the stage, you know you loved them!

It’s long but if you watch to the end you get to see The Ferret! Anyone who knows me and my cat Peanut Butter (if you don’t know us, here we are over at Peanut Butter ‘N Jenny. Trust me, she’s freaking adorable) I often refer to her as The Ferret because she makes noises that I’ve never heard on a cat. The Ferret in the commercial sounds just like her

And I totally apologize for this….it’s not a commercial. Or in any way related to the Super Bowl or sports. But I started thinking about the 90s and for some reason it got in my head and I figured I’d share it. Don’t worry, it will totally make you laugh. It’s just completely irrelevant to what I was talking about

Yeah, like you believe that! I just have a lot of photos of the week I wanted to show you! These are my typical WW posts. Funny and just plain strange. And creepy. I also have another set to go along with the my One Word Wednesday: Hope post from earlier today that paid tribute to President Obama (so cool to finally say that!). They will be inspirational sports photos. I’m still trying to narrow them down, I found way too many that I loved!

1. Louisville’s Terrence Williams & Pittsburgh’s Brad Wannamaker in “Dude, where’s my other arm?” (ESPN)

Coming to a theater near you as soon as they figure out where the hell it went? Seriously, did someone Photoshop it out? Creepy.

2. Louisville’s Terrence Jennings in “Bad Ball” (ESPN)

“I said get in the basket damn you! You better get in there before I go and put you in there!”

3. Yuko Kawaguchi in “Peek-a-boo, I see You” (Chicago Tribune)

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And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I need you to sign a consent that you are over the age of 18 before viewing the next two photos. Okay, I have no permission button thing so just promise. These ones are not for kiddies!

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4. The Heinken Cup Rugby Match in “Scrumlicicious: A Ruck and a Maul” (Chicago Tribune)

I swear, those are rugby terms! Well maybe not the “licious” part.

5. Oklahoma’s Blake Griffin in….. (ESPN)

You know, I’ll let you come up with a title. My dad reads this.

Coaches of the Week:

1. Wake Forest’s Coach Dino Gaudio (seriously??) in ” Psycho IV: Am I Crazy” (ESPN)

2. Memphis Coach John Calipari (yum!) “‘Hey Macarena’ the Musical” (ESPN)

Or maybe The Electric Slide, the Musical. I forget which dance has all the gesturing hand movements. Doesn’t it look like Ref 1 is going to give Ref 2 bunny ears?

But the historic inauguration of President Barack Obama left me speechless. And these photos, from The Chicago Tribune, say enough on their own. Not even my words could make them better. They are powerful, inspirational, motivational, hopeful and magical just as they are.

(this one is taken from space. Click the pic to see more)

Ok, this one I have to comment. PEACE OUT!

But anyway… it’s going to take a few days to catch up on all that I missed. Still not really sure what happened with that Eagles/Giants game. I get to pretend the Giants won for a bit longer because I was passed out through the whole game. And even though I felt a *little* bit better last night and maybe could have done some sports research, it was the start of American Idol! Like I would miss that!

I was afraid that I wasn’t going to be well enough to even do Wordless Wednesday but even though my fever is still lingering, I think I am actually feeling better!

So….Welcome to Wordless Wednesday Vol. II! Every week I am going to bring you the sports pictures of the week that just truly defy words. But I’ve discovered that I am not good at the whole wordless thing and I will not be able to refrain from captioning!

Then I’m going to let you decide which is your favorite! Each week the Photo of the Week will enter the Wordless Wednesday Hall of Fame and be eligible to compete in the monthly and then the year end WW contests!

Last Week’s winner was Rick Pitino as Dracula. Although the more I look at it, the more he looks like Christopher Walken don’t you think?

This week we have 6 vying for this Wordless Wednesday Photo of the Week:

1. Now this is the best tennis match ever

Forget all the hype about the 2008 Wimbeldon match with Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer. I had to put it on my Top Sports Moments countdown because it was hailed “the greatest tennis match ever!” Now see, this rematch of the two definitely looks a lot cooler!

2 & 3. The New Basketball Defensive Maneuver Part II

Leapfrog your opponent like TyShwan Edmondson of St. John does! Maybe he should have passed this trick on to his football buddies….

But be careful with this tactic. It takes a lot of practice and skill, otherwise this could happen:

Brian Cardinal tried to jump Joakin Noah when he was mid-flight and that doesn’t work!

4. Karlos Dansby’s “Nothing bad will happen if I just hold on”

I’m torn on captions here. He looks like he’s either clinging on to go for a ride down the field or that he’s terrified of what will happen next and Michael Turner’s leg is his teddy bear to protect him.

5. Donovan McNabb in…”Can you hear me now?”

“Hello Peyton? Yeah your bro’s right here on the bench. No don’t worry, he’s not busy. Hang on I’ll get him for ya”

But my favorite part is that he was called with unsportsmanlike conduct. Add to the list of things not to do during football games: No snow angels, no personal calls. ~ photo the700level

6. And finally, my truly wordless: Oklahoma’s Austin Johnson

If this is what a Sooner is, I finally get why I am supposed to be scared of it.  ~ photo nbc sports

All photos from Chicago Tribune except those marked.

check out last week’s Wordless Wednesday Sports Photos

Then I’m going to let you decide which is your favorite! Each week the Photo of the Week will enter the Wordless Wednesday Hall of Fame and be eligible to compete in the monthly and then the year end WW contests!

If you have a photo that you think would be perfect, please email me at princessjennifer AT stilettosetsports DOT com (I swear I did not make that email up myself!)

This week we have 6 vying for the first Wordless Wednesday Photo of the Week (and of the new year!):

1. Clemson’s Jerai Grant “Ew that ball is icky! I don’t want to touch it!”

AP Photo Mary Ann Chastain/Chicago Tribune.com

2, 3 & 4: The new defensive move of women’s college basketball:

Notre Dame/Vanderbilt 12-30-08 AP Photo

UMass/Boston College 1-4-09 AP Photo

Forget fouls or trying to steal the ball. Just sit on your opponent! Guaranteed to work every time. Well except UMass lost 89-55. Notre Dame however, won 59-57

It’s even spread to the NBA:

Washington Wizards/Houston Rockets 12-29-08 AP Photo

5. Ryan Kesler’s “Get me out of here! Hockey is scary! I’m going to get hurt!”

Vancouver Canucks Ryan Kesler 12-30-08 AP Photo

And my truly wordless

#6. Louisville men’s basketball head coach Rick Pitino, aka…Dracula?:

12-31-08 against UNLV. AP photo

Vote for your favorite:

And yeah okay I know everyone‘s talking about it and it’s on like every highlight reel but if definitely is my favorite part of sports news yesterday! (even though I had to hear about it  all night long from the table behind me at a really nice restaurant during my first night out and away from work in weeks….)

But if for some reason you haven’t heard…

Making snow angels now constitutes as “unsportsmanlike conduct” in NFL football.

Um. So it’s okay for football players to beat the crap out of their opponent and even injure them, which, when you think about it, is  aggravated assault (hello, felony!) off the football field. And that’s sportsmanlike. But they are not allowed to make a snow angel, something every child north of the frost line does? That is unsportsmanlike….mean. Go figure.

Very interesting. And humorous. As if this sport wasn’t confusing enough!

So here’s the video of what happened during Sunday’s NFL game between the New England Patriots and the Arizona Cardinals:

What I liked even more is that this wasn’t the first NFL snow angel, or even the first Patriots angel. Lonnie Paxton is famous for his that he created in the 2001 playoffs against the Oakland Raiders!

And sadly, by the end of today I will be up North making my own snow angels. Brrrrr!

Oh yeah, and New England won 47-7. Apparenly the Cardinals didn’t know how to play in the snow!