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So there is this book. I call it it The Most Boring and Outright Ridiculous Book of Crap. Others call it the NFL Rulebook.
Before we begin to tackle all the hard stuff, first we need to go over the basics like the team, the game and football season!
The key terms necessary for trying to tackle football yourself!
The Super Bowl is only a few days away! It’s time to tackle the crazy world of football and all its complexities so we are ready for big game. Or at least the party!
I thought I knew my way around a football game until I decided to teach others about it. And how do you even begin? It’s definitely not just a bunch of fats guys trying to beat each other up like it may first appear. Even the basic rules are stupidly complex (just try to figure out how many players on a team. I got about about 8 different answers: 45, 46, 53, under 65, 80 in the offseason…. I’m still not sure I know).
But then I realized one of the most high profile NFL girlfriends is Jessica Simpson. So if she can figure this game out enough to keep Tony Romo interested, how hard could it really be?